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Emilio Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm, #242528
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am, #242523
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm, #241297
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm, #240998
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm, #240659
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am, #240643
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am, #240642
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am, #240640
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #240639
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am, #240638
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am, #246358
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am, #246350
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm, #246283

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am, #246235
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am, #246228
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm, #246205
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm, #246204

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm, #246194
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm, #178136
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


Three men in a bar…..again -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:44 am, #246692
(...and it worked great!)
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:43 am, #246691
Wet celery my a**! It was my belt!
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 9:53 am, #246644
Yeah, I recommend wet celery. Kale stalks just don’t hold up. Thanks for slaps, SLO….I needed that.
SLOHAND62 - June 16, 2013, 2:25 am, #246640
ROFL laughing wet celery huh? thats an idea 5 slaps for the laugh
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 2:06 pm, #246629
Only when they have a reason…..in other words, no. Thank you, Sly.
Silverheart - June 15, 2013, 1:59 pm, #246628
Do those 3 ever leave the bar? Too 55cking funny, keep 'em coming.


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:11 pm, #251026
YES!


Three Men in a Bar -


TAGS: emilio s dilemma
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 1, 2013, 2:23 pm, #251333
Didn’t mean to insinuate you should stop. The word ‘Beer’ is plural. Even when you say ‘one beer’, it could mean a keg…kegs. This is why wimin get confused when guys say ‘I’m gonna go have a beer’, even when yer back home at the decent hour of 2….or 3….AM
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 2:07 pm, #251332
From what I heard, it's worse, because unlike bleach, the beer is only a temporary fix, and it resurges worse than before.
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 10:15 am, #251328
You can always grab a humanesque avatar and belly up to the bar. Beer beats bleach (I read that somewhere)
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 9:50 am, #251327
And now I must bleach my brain. @_@;
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 9:40 am, #251325
‘twernt me, but you might want to consult with Missy. She’s got quite the repertoire in the value added barkeep dept. She’ll be making an appearance.....once I locate some hairy bazoombas.
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 8:40 am, #251324
Gary, I'm starting to think you put a hidden camera in Uggy's Bar.
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 1:18 am, #251321
Heh, Heh
EmilioDumphque - December 1, 2013, 1:13 am, #251320
Are you watching me??
JesusWept - November 30, 2013, 9:57 am, #251311
LMAO!!! L L L L L
Reality Lord - November 30, 2013, 7:32 am, #251310

frickin hilariou5


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 27, 2013, 10:39 am, #250636
Naw, like ‘em over easy
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 1:01 am, #250635

Still timing three-minute eggs?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 10:47 pm, #250634
Heh heh (still got it)
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:01 pm, #250631

No, Dumbs&^T! I meant you...oh, nevermind. The thrill is gone.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 7:52 pm, #250627
Well, LG, I really hate it when I get brought so low like this. It’s rather humiliating, especially in front of everyone here, forever etched in the annuls of motifakery an all. Howevah, if that’s what does it for ya, OK, but just this one time….go ahead.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 7:34 pm, #250626

Is there begging? I like begging...
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 5:32 pm, #250625
Well then, no problem. My apologies have been known to go for days.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250623

Not at all, Gary. I was just gonna send you my phone number...
spacedog - October 26, 2013, 10:42 am, #250622
Good one Gary.
Reality Lord - October 26, 2013, 8:58 am, #250621

the slow burn...love it.
Silverheart - October 26, 2013, 7:56 am, #250620
Zing! Fookin' brilliant. I've missed these.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 6:31 am, #250619
…said the master of the Motifake evening news. Thanky Pard.
Ism - October 26, 2013, 5:43 am, #250617
It's Pure Genius like this poster that made me a Fan of Motifake... 5L's GaryO
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2013, 4:32 am, #250616
So! It was YOU behind those binoculars!
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 1:08 am, #250615
It’s a diMANsion, like length…sheeesh, wimin, no perception of the tolerance factor
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:47 am, #250614

Hey, Priss~~Did he say HOURS?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 12:33 am, #250613
Wy thank ya Missy. I’m gonna do a few more. Been a while…….maybe use Bobb’s pate….aaand, you make such a good bartender
MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:05 am, #250611
5Love these Mr. Gary!


Three Men in a Bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:12 pm, #250857
You guys are weird, in a weird sorta way….like cats. I'm gonna pee around my lazyboy now....and my golf clubs...and gun cabinet
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 1:23 pm, #250854
Yes. But he/she now uses Mrs.W to protect her/his true identity!
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:13 am, #250832

Well, he does look fabulous in my pink cashmere sweater set.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:12 am, #250831

S'OK, Gary. I don't expect you to remember...everything...about me
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:37 am, #250830
You wimin. Ya think yer takin’ over Motifake, don’tcha. Next thing yer gonna tell me is Mr M is actually Mrs M……
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am, #250829
My ego told me 166300 was wunna mine. The only other thing my ego can’t figger out is how in heck you were able to copy mine four months ago.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am, #250828
Well.......shyt.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:18 am, #250820

Excellent, Gary. Reminds me of 166300 from back in June. Ah, memories!~~5Ls
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:40 pm, #250819
Mr. Gary, these are getting too deep. It took me a few seconds to get this one. 5 well deserved L's.


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 11, 2014, 5:36 pm, #252091
‘tis a truth, that. However, obscurity gives an edgy poster a fighting chance to keep them pesky red lines away, and ending up in the purgatory of MAD.
EmilioDumphque - January 11, 2014, 5:15 pm, #252089
Works better with a British accent.
Sho - January 11, 2014, 11:40 am, #252085
Lmao
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:04 am, #252084
Should of asked for sausage the night before. At least your stomach would of been satisfied.
rerun - January 11, 2014, 7:52 am, #252081

Just be glad you weren't wearing them.


Christmas eve -


TAGS: with emilio
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:57 am, #251717
haha that's awesome!
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2013, 11:46 pm, #251713
Perfect!


MEMFAKE….ONE MORE AND I’M DONE, I SWEAR -


TAGS: emilio avatar calls me
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:39 am, #255773
OCDs are terribly wonderful afflictions.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm, #255757
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm, #255756
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 7:18 pm, #240994
I like angry prude best. It gave so much credence to your observations and reminds me of a gent I worked with…yeah, I missed grabbin’ indignant lion in it’s brief existence.
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 5:45 pm, #240993
They run like this: Angry prude, Puffhead, Indignant Lion, BigChin, CollegeDouche...(and likely next) ErnestFrantic. The planned GIF might still be difficult.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 2:51 pm, #240989
I know, I know…it’s a moving target..speaking of moving targets, I was able to grab and paste Ug’s twitchy tourette filled avatar to a couple posters, so may not be an issue
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 2:36 pm, #240988
Yet, you missed your chance of grabbing a copy of my "indignant lion" avatar. I've still got a few of my face prepped and ready to go, but will soon switch to an animated GIF that would be much harder for you to use.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:59 am, #240963
Emilio, the ‘other’ guy was initially one of two. Notice the same blue shirt….had to have a straight man, so copied and added. (google ‘two guys in a bar’) Showing MissPriss was a bit of a trick for me….lotsa Gimp smudge to get you guys turned around….
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:56 am, #240962
Thank you very much, Uggy. Emilio, yer avatar reeks of personality, just so fun to use. Cheers
ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:31 am, #240959
Creativity - 6L Humor - 6L Average of above - 6L
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:08 pm, #240957
LOL! I feel so honored. (but who's that other guy?)
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 10:21 pm, #240956
heh...I do love the edge, don't I....thankee Missy
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 10:06 pm, #240955
5L Gary my friend...just cuz it's your arse not mine teehee.
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 8:58 pm, #240953
Heh heh…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - November 25, 2012, 8:19 pm, #240952
They always say "Oh, it must smell my dog!", right Gary? 5 Cold Noses in Warm Places


KISMET -


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm, #240658
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm, #240655
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm, #240649
LOL


THREE MEN IN A BAR, ST PADDY STYLE -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2013, 10:42 am, #244457
Uggy, where ya been, mate? Thanky
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:58 am, #244439
5+++Lions
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 8:09 am, #244432
Yeah, he do look a bit jaundiced. But your avatar seems natural enough. I musta lost something in the transfer. I’ll tone him up next round.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 2:19 am, #244429
Jeez, next to those two, he looks like he's got liver flukes. Maybe I should pink him up a bit.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:39 am, #244375
Thanks for bringing back the Emilio that has become the guy that seems to be always there, in the bar, the place where everybody knows his name.
EmilioDumphque - March 17, 2013, 10:54 am, #244369
Thanks for the idea!
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:33 pm, #244349
Appears Gary found the pot of 5L gold...and for some reason now I'm craving a nice cold green brew and 2 quarter lb. "paddy's" between a bun!


Em goes down -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2013, 12:58 am, #251307
That's me, the beer-a-week guy. (but I never pay for it)


three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.4/5

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falloutghoul - July 17, 2013, 9:10 am, #247828
Emilio, you dawg!


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