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Emilio Demotivational Poster


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.7/5

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GaryO - June 6, 2013, 9:25 am
Yeah, I tweaked yer color a bit from the last one. You look more ‘rosy’ now. Aaaand, I’m rather happy with how rerun’s turned head came out….practice. Oh, you might mean the duct ***e incident….no comment.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:11 am
That's soooo me!
lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 7:53 pm

I 5oooove this one!~
GaryO - June 3, 2013, 8:41 am
Thank you Miss P. Actually, I got this via Email from a business a**ociate. Seemed to fit nicely with the ‘three men in a bar’ theme….Oh, and…..I kicked her in the knee.
MissPriss - June 3, 2013, 12:34 am
Ya know...these posters always make me ask myself, where the hell does he get his material? Personal experience? A 5L laugh, thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2013, 11:31 pm
Thanks guys, my pleasure.
rerun - June 1, 2013, 9:56 pm

Thanks, I needed that laugh.
Sho - June 1, 2013, 12:36 pm
LMAO XD. A 5&f for Mr gary lol


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


Three men in a bar…..again -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:44 am
(...and it worked great!)
EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2013, 11:43 am
Wet celery my a**! It was my belt!
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 9:53 am
Yeah, I recommend wet celery. Kale stalks just don’t hold up. Thanks for slaps, SLO….I needed that.
SLOHAND62 - June 16, 2013, 2:25 am
ROFL laughing wet celery huh? thats an idea 5 slaps for the laugh
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 2:06 pm
Only when they have a reason…..in other words, no. Thank you, Sly.
Silverheart - June 15, 2013, 1:59 pm
Do those 3 ever leave the bar? Too 55cking funny, keep 'em coming.


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.69/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:11 pm
YES!


Three Men in a Bar -


TAGS: emilio s dilemma
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 1, 2013, 2:23 pm
Didn’t mean to insinuate you should stop. The word ‘Beer’ is plural. Even when you say ‘one beer’, it could mean a keg…kegs. This is why wimin get confused when guys say ‘I’m gonna go have a beer’, even when yer back home at the decent hour of 2….or 3….AM
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 2:07 pm
From what I heard, it's worse, because unlike bleach, the beer is only a temporary fix, and it resurges worse than before.
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 10:15 am
You can always grab a humanesque avatar and belly up to the bar. Beer beats bleach (I read that somewhere)
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 9:50 am
And now I must bleach my brain. @_@;
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 9:40 am
‘twernt me, but you might want to consult with Missy. She’s got quite the repertoire in the value added barkeep dept. She’ll be making an appearance.....once I locate some hairy bazoombas.
falloutghoul - December 1, 2013, 8:40 am
Gary, I'm starting to think you put a hidden camera in Uggy's Bar.
GaryO - December 1, 2013, 1:18 am
Heh, Heh
EmilioDumphque - December 1, 2013, 1:13 am
Are you watching me??
JesusWept - November 30, 2013, 9:57 am
LMAO!!! L L L L L
Reality Lord - November 30, 2013, 7:32 am

frickin hilariou5


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 27, 2013, 10:39 am
Naw, like ‘em over easy
lgvernon - October 27, 2013, 1:01 am

Still timing three-minute eggs?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 10:47 pm
Heh heh (still got it)
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:01 pm

No, Dumbs&^T! I meant you...oh, nevermind. The thrill is gone.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 7:52 pm
Well, LG, I really hate it when I get brought so low like this. It’s rather humiliating, especially in front of everyone here, forever etched in the annuls of motifakery an all. Howevah, if that’s what does it for ya, OK, but just this one time….go ahead.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 7:34 pm

Is there begging? I like begging...
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 5:32 pm
Well then, no problem. My apologies have been known to go for days.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:50 pm

Not at all, Gary. I was just gonna send you my phone number...
spacedog - October 26, 2013, 10:42 am
Good one Gary.
Reality Lord - October 26, 2013, 8:58 am

the slow burn...love it.
Silverheart - October 26, 2013, 7:56 am
Zing! Fookin' brilliant. I've missed these.
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 6:31 am
…said the master of the Motifake evening news. Thanky Pard.
Ism - October 26, 2013, 5:43 am
It's Pure Genius like this poster that made me a Fan of Motifake... 5L's GaryO
EmilioDumphque - October 26, 2013, 4:32 am
So! It was YOU behind those binoculars!
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 1:08 am
It’s a diMANsion, like length…sheeesh, wimin, no perception of the tolerance factor
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 12:47 am

Hey, Priss~~Did he say HOURS?
GaryO - October 26, 2013, 12:33 am
Wy thank ya Missy. I’m gonna do a few more. Been a while…….maybe use Bobb’s pate….aaand, you make such a good bartender
MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:05 am
5Love these Mr. Gary!


Three Men in a Bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:12 pm
You guys are weird, in a weird sorta way….like cats. I'm gonna pee around my lazyboy now....and my golf clubs...and gun cabinet
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 1:23 pm
Yes. But he/she now uses Mrs.W to protect her/his true identity!
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:13 am

Well, he does look fabulous in my pink cashmere sweater set.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:12 am

S'OK, Gary. I don't expect you to remember...everything...about me
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:37 am
You wimin. Ya think yer takin’ over Motifake, don’tcha. Next thing yer gonna tell me is Mr M is actually Mrs M……
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am
My ego told me 166300 was wunna mine. The only other thing my ego can’t figger out is how in heck you were able to copy mine four months ago.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Well.......shyt.
lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:18 am

Excellent, Gary. Reminds me of 166300 from back in June. Ah, memories!~~5Ls
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:40 pm
Mr. Gary, these are getting too deep. It took me a few seconds to get this one. 5 well deserved L's.


Three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 11, 2014, 5:36 pm
‘tis a truth, that. However, obscurity gives an edgy poster a fighting chance to keep them pesky red lines away, and ending up in the purgatory of MAD.
EmilioDumphque - January 11, 2014, 5:15 pm
Works better with a British accent.
Sho - January 11, 2014, 11:40 am
Lmao
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:04 am
Should of asked for sausage the night before. At least your stomach would of been satisfied.
rerun - January 11, 2014, 7:52 am

Just be glad you weren't wearing them.


Christmas eve -


TAGS: with emilio
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - December 25, 2013, 1:57 am
haha that's awesome!
EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2013, 11:46 pm
Perfect!


MEMFAKE….ONE MORE AND I’M DONE, I SWEAR -


TAGS: emilio avatar calls me
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:39 am
OCDs are terribly wonderful afflictions.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 7:18 pm
I like angry prude best. It gave so much credence to your observations and reminds me of a gent I worked with…yeah, I missed grabbin’ indignant lion in it’s brief existence.
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
They run like this: Angry prude, Puffhead, Indignant Lion, BigChin, CollegeDouche...(and likely next) ErnestFrantic. The planned GIF might still be difficult.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 2:51 pm
I know, I know…it’s a moving target..speaking of moving targets, I was able to grab and paste Ug’s twitchy tourette filled avatar to a couple posters, so may not be an issue
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
Yet, you missed your chance of grabbing a copy of my "indignant lion" avatar. I've still got a few of my face prepped and ready to go, but will soon switch to an animated GIF that would be much harder for you to use.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:59 am
Emilio, the ‘other’ guy was initially one of two. Notice the same blue shirt….had to have a straight man, so copied and added. (google ‘two guys in a bar’) Showing MissPriss was a bit of a trick for me….lotsa Gimp smudge to get you guys turned around….
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:56 am
Thank you very much, Uggy. Emilio, yer avatar reeks of personality, just so fun to use. Cheers
ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:31 am
Creativity - 6L Humor - 6L Average of above - 6L
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:08 pm
LOL! I feel so honored. (but who's that other guy?)
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 10:21 pm
heh...I do love the edge, don't I....thankee Missy
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 10:06 pm
5L Gary my friend...just cuz it's your arse not mine teehee.
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 8:58 pm
Heh heh…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - November 25, 2012, 8:19 pm
They always say "Oh, it must smell my dog!", right Gary? 5 Cold Noses in Warm Places


KISMET -


TAGS: emilio speed date momma mia
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:46 pm
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 6:36 pm
Glad ya saw this one, ED…cheers
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2012, 5:33 pm
LOL


THREE MEN IN A BAR, ST PADDY STYLE -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2013, 10:42 am
Uggy, where ya been, mate? Thanky
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:58 am
5+++Lions
GaryO - March 19, 2013, 8:09 am
Yeah, he do look a bit jaundiced. But your avatar seems natural enough. I musta lost something in the transfer. I’ll tone him up next round.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 2:19 am
Jeez, next to those two, he looks like he's got liver flukes. Maybe I should pink him up a bit.
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 11:39 am
Thanks for bringing back the Emilio that has become the guy that seems to be always there, in the bar, the place where everybody knows his name.
EmilioDumphque - March 17, 2013, 10:54 am
Thanks for the idea!
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 1:33 pm
Appears Gary found the pot of 5L gold...and for some reason now I'm craving a nice cold green brew and 2 quarter lb. "paddy's" between a bun!


Em goes down -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2013, 12:58 am
That's me, the beer-a-week guy. (but I never pay for it)


three men in a bar -


TAGS: cynic emilio rerun
Rating: 4.4/5

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falloutghoul - July 17, 2013, 9:10 am
Emilio, you dawg!


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